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Role Models: in theaters Friday
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role modelsQuickie: Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd star in Role Models as Wheeler and Danny, two salesmen who trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn’t look half bad.

Full Summary: As mentors, the two salesmen are surrounded by annoying do-gooders. Danny struggles with his every neurotic impulse to guide Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend (Elizabeth Banks) has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play.

Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie (Bobb’e J. Thompson) redirect his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie’s new mentor wasn’t an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach.

Once the center’s ex-con director (Jane Lynch) gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world’s worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

Our 2 Cents: Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd? This sounds like a trouble-making duo we can’t wait to see.

Catch Role Models in Theaters November 7th!

—admin



Metadish says: Get out the vote!
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Just a friendly reminder to hit the polls November 4th

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Disaster Movie out August 29th too
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Ready for a fun summer movie? Or if you’re a pessimist, a back-to-school movie? On August 29th, you can catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters everywhere. It’s the latest spoof movie by the guys who last brought you MEET THE SPARTANS. You will laugh at the expense of the Hulk, Iron Man, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and just about anyone you saw in a movie this year.

DISASTER MOVIE features all your classic catastrophic events like world-ending asteroids, gigantic town-engulfing twisters, and never-ending earthquakes, found in your typical disaster movie. Meanwhile, a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings, including the beautiful Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian struggles to solve a series of mysteries to save our planet!

Catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters AUGUST 29th!

—admin



College, the movie, coming to theaters August 29th
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An outrageous new comedy that follow in the classic footsteps of “Animal House,” American Pie” and “Old School,” College is the story of three high school friends (Drake Bell, Kevin Covais & Andrew Caldwell) who visit a local college campus as prospective freshman anticipating the best weekend of their lives. Once there, the rowdiest fraternity on campus, headed by womanizing jock Nick Zano, decides to recruit the boys as pledges, subjecting them to endless humiliations, in return for granting them access to the no-holds-barred college party scene.

Though forceds to put up with the humiliating and disgusting antics of the fraternity brothers, the boys still manage to meet sorority girls (haley Bennett, Camille Mana and Nathalie Walker) who mistake them for college freshman.  Now, at the though of the boys getting their women, the fraternity increases the pre-frosh humiliation and blackmails the boys by threatening to expose their underage status.

With no choice but to fight back, the three friends retaliate with a major scheme to avenge their tormentors, destroy their fraternity, and win back the hears, minds, and bodies of the sorority girls.

What began as the weekend-from-hell turns into the Best.Weekend.Ever.

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Check out South Park Season Eleven on DVD
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The South Park Season 11 DVD will be available AUGUST 12th. Add all the awesome episodes of this season to your collection, with such memorable and instant classics like:

Guitar Queer-O: Stan and Kyle learn a lesson about friendship, and the price of fame, through their Guitar Hero battles.

The Imaginationland Trilogy: Stan, Kyle, and Butters find themselves in Imaginationland just as terrorists launch an attack that unleashes all of mankind’s most evil characters imaginable.

Le Petit Tourette: After seeing a kid with Tourette’s Syndrome
at the toy store, Cartman believes he’s found the magical ticket
to happiness, which allows him to say whatever he wants,
whenever he wants.

Add this gem to your DVD collection on August 12th!

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More Monsters. I’m not buying this.
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—Marty D.



I think I saw this thing on the G train…Montauk Monster!
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This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,”

Gawker reported it, then they followed up that there will be a small press conference with eyewitnesses and the photog. See that story here

Keep looking at the picture, I did and I sort of just threw up in my mouth a little. On another note, who thinks this looks like a high school mascot come to life? The Pawtucket Puffins?

—Marty D.



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